Epitomes of Christian Theology

As a former Roman Catholic, I find these amusing:

"God had to kill Himself, to appease Himself, so that He wouldn't have to roast us, his beloved creations, alive for all eternity. Except that He didn't really die."

"God sacrificed himself to himself to appease himself."

"God sacrificed Himself to Himself to appease Himself so that He could change a rule that He made which said that His creations should be punished for being how He created them, and that
He knew He would one day have to change."

(from the Philosophy & Religion discussion board at IMDb.)